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The hippo story is by far my favorite.

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? More »

This brings even more meaning to the phrase “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”. Chris, your day is drawing near ! If anyone has any good cake ideas post ‘em up.

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We’ve somehow attracted a very persistent bird to our garage.  One with a cloaking device.  About a week-or-so ago after closing the garage door for the night there was a bird trapped inside and Susan came and got me to help shoo it out.  I have no idea what kind of bird it was; solid light brown color, long curved beak, and about sparrow-sized.  We got him/her out the door and thought nothing else of it … until today.

Susan came in and asked me why there were leaves and twigs all over her car – I don’t know.  I went out and looked and sure enough there were.  Then I looked up and there were the beginnings of a bird nest on top of our garage door opener.  Now that’s interesting, we’ve never had cohabitants !  We picked all the sticks and leaves off the car and left it alone for the time being.  Susan’s last words were, “We should keep the garage door closed.”  Did I listen ?  I guess not since I’m now writing about it.  More »