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Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.” (That just shows good sense.)
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A blonde was sitting on the bus reading the newspaper. The headline blared “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.”

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, “How many is a Brazilian ?”

Remote control geeks have probably had to try and find codes to program their “universal” remotes at one time or another. Especially after you lose the owners manual for the original remote. I don’t know why they don’t print these codes on the back of the remote itself.

Here are a couple of sites to bookmark: RemoteCodeList and Remote Central

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The picture itself is somewhat funny, but what’s even funnier is the way the “artistic” spelling bee champion misspelled Louisiana. Joke’s on you, bub.

I know, I’m going to hell.

1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.

2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

4. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
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It’s here, it’s damn fast, and it’s very slick. If you’re like me, and make use of lots of extensions, you’ll be in for a shock when the new FireFox launches. On my install all but one of my extension were disabled since they were “incompatible” with the new version. Yeah yeah, I’ve ran into that in the past as I’m sure many have and I’ve fixed that problem in the past.

Today I stumbled upon a very cool tool for forcing all of your extensions to work. Well actually it forces them to not be dimmed out – whether they will work or not is another story. Don’t try this if you’re not comfortable with completely starting over from scratch with your FireFox setup. It worked like a champ on my setup, but if yours totally locks and is rendered unusable after applying “the fix” I don’t want to hear any whining. To press on and get the link to this tool, and read about some of the new features in 1.5, continue on … More »