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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days – he’s mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar! What did you expect it to contain … Trout? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.
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Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang.

“Hallo, Mr. Chirac!,” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”
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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula , GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview.
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On Monday, the clock starts ticking for broadband and Net-phone providers to make it easier for law enforcement to conduct surveillance on users of their networks.

According to a final order issued by the Federal Communications Commission in late September, all broadband Internet service providers and many Voice over Internet Protocol, or VoIP, companies will have 18 months–until spring 2007–to ensure their systems have backdoors that allow police to eavesdrop on their customers’ communications for investigative purposes. More »

So, are you a fan of the movie Office Space ? Take the quiz and see how big of a fan you are – post back how you did !

Office Space Quiz

So … what did you dress-up as for Halloween ? These two did it up right – New Orleans Looters !

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