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Wayfron P. Jackson: 6′ 6″, 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most “you knows” during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete name.

Cletis Quinticious Jenkins: 6′ 3″, 220 lbs.. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19″ TV under each arm.

Roosevelt “Dude” Dansell: 6′ 1″, 195 lbs. Run ning Back. From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as “red brick.” More »

LANGLEY AIR FORCE BASE, Va. — The Air Force isn’t being stealthy about plans to upgrade its B-2 Spirit fleet; officials say the bomber will need numerous upgrades over its life span.

Some upgrades are already complete, but others are planned years, even decades ahead, said Lt. Col. Brian Zembraski, 509th Bomb Wing director of staff at Whiteman Air Force Base, Mo.

“We need to look to the future to the ways to keep up with the changes in technology, improve upon the aircraft, implement those things in any future platforms that the Air Force may move towards,” Colonel Zembraski said. More »

The ‘racist’ double standard: how Whites are made to feel guilty and “hateful” for loving their own people and culture.

There is surely no nation in the world that holds “racism” in greater horror than does the United States. Compared to other kinds of offenses, it is thought to be somehow more reprehensible. The press and public have become so used to tales of murder, rape, robbery, and arson, that any but the most spectacular crimes are shrugged off as part of the inevitable texture of American life. “Racism” is never shrugged off. More »

- Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)

- Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee (Toronto Star headline)

- Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6. (Entrepreneur Magazine ad)

- Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)

- Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times) More »