31 Aug 2009 @ 6:57 PM 

You know, if you’re a company overseas whose primary language isn’t American English and you would like to sell your warez to a lot of people who speak American English you’d think the company would maybe give someone who speaks American English a free phone cover or something to translate what the hell they’re trying to say !

Susan found a very nice phone cover for her iPhone at this place and I was about to get it until I clicked their “About Us” link, here’s what I found:

Let multicolored enters your daily life.
Let colors change the dreary life.

xxxxxxxxxx.com is an ideal choice for you. It is:

Rapidly for you – Insure on time and swiftly shipping performance for delivering your orders within 48 hours after your payment is clear.

Safer for you – Safe online trading platform has excused you from fear of disturbance in the rear for we use Paypal which is much safer, easier way to make an online payment.

Stably for you – Well-knit basic skill of marketing and effective order tracking system.

Convenient for you – We are sure that any doubt you have about our products will be solved in good time with a satisfactory answer.

Ensured for you – Best after sales customer service to make you gratified while every product you ordered has maintenance.

Our Company
xxxxxxxxx.com is one of the largest iphone 3G accessories trading companies in Asia. Our OEM products are being sold by many famous online stores from all over the world. We are a company with over 4 years trading experience in China now expands to the online platform www.xxxxxxxxx.com to serve customers worldwide. Our products include all kinds of trendy iphone cases and accessories. We dedicate to find the best cases in the best price for you. More »

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Last Edit: 31 Aug 2009 @ 07:05 PM

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 01 Aug 2009 @ 6:34 PM 

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, *Common Sense*, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. More »

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Last Edit: 01 Aug 2009 @ 06:34 PM

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